My ninth birthday!

My Post for today is:

Happy birthday dear me!

Am I...

1? No!

2? No!

3? No!

4? No!

5? No!

6? No!

7? No!

8? No!

Tech- No! (techno!)

9? Well, what do you think, buster?

Me: Yeah that's right! I'm tech-

Everyone else: No!

Me: Excactly! Techno!

(Wait. Thinking error. I am not tech- no! I am 9!)